I was sooo fucking excited to see this movie and when that happens with my luck it usually sucks balls, but to my surprise I really enjoyed it. There were a SHITLOAD of corny stupid super hero moments and shit you’d only understand if you read comic books every day since your wedgies began but besides that it was really enjoyable. Would I say it’s was a “good” movie? No…but it was an enjoyable one. I’ve come too realize after all the movies I’ve ever watched that there is a HUGE difference between good and enjoyable.
Shawshank was a good movie. Goodfellas was a good movie. True Romance was a great movie and to qualify as a good movie in my eyes you really, I mean REALLY, need to be able to watch it and forget your watching a movie…to make it seem like the camera is your eyes and you can actually picture yourself listening to conversations people are having in the film.
I laughed a lot at the funny one-liners Rob Downey is known for and the crazy things Hulk did. Speaking of Hulk. Like how the fuck is he a HERO? Even when he’s “good” he takes one step and demolishes a city block and everyone looks on with amazement and terror while I’m sitting there like “These poor families fucking work their whole lives to save up and by this house or car or whatever and just because Hulks on his fucking period everybody gets fucked.” FUCK YOU HULK. #TeamLetsKillHulkOnceAndForAllAndFightForTheWorkingMan.
Ok now I’m back. The thing that really got to me, and I love seeing it in any movie, is comradery and the Avengers had a whole lot of it almost to the point to bring me to tears. Saving the world takes a team, like football…everybody gets on each others nerves until the one moment where everyone is fighting for the same thing and everybody loves and fucks each other (What? Your football team didn’t do that? Oh ya. Mine didn’t either.)
The director really got to the dads taking their kids with all those camera angles behind Scarlett Johannson. Dammmmmn, her ass is AMAZING. SHE MADE MY PENIS PRE-SNEEZE. HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO ENJOY A CORNY SUPERHERO FLICK WITH A ROCKET SHIP IN MY PANTS. FUCK. IT’S A KIDS MOVIE. TRYING TO GET ME ARRESTED, ASSHOLE!?
I recommend this movie to any nerd like me who will see any Super Hero movie. And most of them suck but this ones definitely worth the trip to the movies.
3 out of 5 Smittys