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TIMMY’S TAKE: Zero Dark Thirty

:  :  :   WARNING   :  :  :  Timmy’s Take contains adult language, controversial themes and is intended for mature audiences only.  The opinions expressed in Timmy’s Take are those of Timmy and do not necessarily reflect those of CAVATA.  If you are offended by anything Timmy has to say just remember… I wasn’t going »

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Timmy’s Take: Magic Mike

WARNING!  Timmy’s Take contains very strong language and is intended for mature audiences.  If you’re not an adult, we recommend you visit here instead.  The opinions expressed in Timmy’s Take are those of Timmy and do not necessarily reflect those of CAVATA.  Enjoy! So I can be a man and say I’ve been thinking about this »

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TIMMY’S TAKE: Savages

WARNING: TIMMY’S TAKE CONTAINS ADULT CONTENT AND IS NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN, THE ELDERLY OR PEOPLE WITHOUT A SENSE OF HUMOR I saw the preview for this movie in April and man I can’t explain to you fucking EXCITED I was. I can’t remember the last time I’ve felt this fucking excited to see a »

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TIMMY’S TAKE: ted

I obviously was gonna go See Ted. I love Mark Walbergh and I’ll definitely see any movie made in Boston. But I didn’t have huge hopes for this one, honestly. Besides the fact that I’m a cynic, I thought this would be one of those movies where they show all the funny parts in the »

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TIMMY’S TAKE: The Dictator

*** WARNING *** Timmy’s Take contains adult language and content and is probably the most vulgar movie review segment you’ll ever read. It is not intended for children, the elderly or people without a sense of humor. The views expressed in Timmy’s Take do not necessarily reflect the views of CAVATA. Enjoy! I always hate »

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Timmy’s Take: THE AVENGERS

I was sooo fucking excited to see this movie and when that happens with my luck it usually sucks balls, but to my surprise I really enjoyed it. There were a SHITLOAD of corny stupid super hero moments and shit you’d only understand if you read comic books every day since your wedgies began but »

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TIMMY’S TAKE: Man On a Ledge

WARNING! “Timmy’s Take” contains strong language and adult content. This post is not suitable for children, the elderly or people with no sense of humor. I have been trying to find this movie for a while, obviously online, because its in that middle stage where its not in the movies anymore but it has yet »

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TIMMY’S TAKE: Machine Gun Preacher

WARNING: TIMMY’S TAKE CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE. Not suitable for kids, the elderly or people without a sense of humor. I was searching for movies like “This Means War” or “Hugo” but I came across this movie poster for “Machine Gun Preacher” and I thought, “Wow, that seems corny.” Then I saw that Gerard Butler was »

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Timmy’s Take – The Grey

YOU’VE GOT TO BE F*CKING KIDDING ME RIGHT? THAT MOVIE WAS A JOKE RIGHT? Like they’re actually gonna make the real movie next week, right?  Liam NEESON is gonna come out and say, “Hahahahaha, fooled you guys.  Come see the real movie starting next Friday.”  I say this because this was easily…EASILY…one of the top »

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Timmy’s Take – Moneyball

Brad Pitt is AMAZING. Just when you write him off, he comes back with this awesome performance. Like, what can’t this guy do? He goes from playing a greek god, to Benjamin Button, to a baseball General Manager. Come on bro. How are you this talented? And WHY THE F*CK cant I get a morsel »

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