Posted on January 31, 2012

YOU’VE GOT TO BE F*CKING KIDDING ME RIGHT? THAT MOVIE WAS A JOKE RIGHT? Like they’re actually gonna make the real movie next week, right? Liam NEESON is gonna come out and say, “Hahahahaha, fooled you guys. Come see the real movie starting next Friday.” I say this because this was easily…EASILY…one of the »
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Posted on December 20, 2011

Brad Pitt is AMAZING. Just when you write him off, he comes back with this awesome performance. Like, what can’t this guy do? He goes from playing a greek god, to Benjamin Button, to a baseball General Manager. Come on bro. How are you this talented? And WHY THE F*CK cant I get a morsel »
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Posted on December 9, 2011

You know you like a fighting movie when you get up to use the bathroom and on your way back to watch the movie, you’re f*cking shadow boxing the air. Then you realize that after a four-piece jab/hook combo, you need to sit down because you’re either gonna throw up or faint. This movie was »
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Posted on November 28, 2011

Wow. I can’t remember the last time I’ve left a movie this DISAPPOINTED. Usually, I go see movies and I expect that they aren’t going to be one of the best I’ve ever seen but I still go in hopes that it will, at least, entertain me for the next two hours. But this movie really »
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Posted on November 9, 2011

In Time? More like Waste of Time. I went to see this movie because it probably had one of the best plots for any sci-fi movie ever made but they did ABSOLUTELY NOTHING with it. ‘In Time’ is about a world where you are engineered to live until the age of 25 and »
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Posted on November 1, 2011

I know it’s only been 5 episodes in but I am IN LOVE with this show. I…JUST…F*CKIN…LOVE…IT.
“Homeland” stars Claire Danes and Damian Lewis. Danes is a CIA agent out to prove that Lewis is more than just a war hero; Shes trying to prove he’s a U.S Marine turned into a terrorist by the Taliban (who »
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Posted on October 25, 2011

When I first heard about this movie I thought ” Oh I liked it the first time i
saw it when it was called NO STRINGS ATTACHED”. But it surprised me. The movie
was really just ok! Not bad, not really good, just ok. They try to go against all other movies that are sappy and predictable. »
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Posted on October 23, 2011

We’re very excited to announce a new addition to the CAVATA family. Say hello to Timmy Smith AKA Smitty.
Timmy Smith is the man behind “Timmy’s Take,” an honest, no-holds-barred, often NSFW movie review blog. Social media sites like Facebook and Twitter have made it easy for “Timmy’s Take” readers to share his raunchy, side-splitting commentary »
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